Posted 6 hours ago

nintendoggystyle:

what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains

Posted 6 hours ago

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

Posted 6 hours ago

hocuslucas:

I will actually never get over how fucking dumb Romeo and Juliet are

Posted 6 hours ago
I need to kiss you so badly. One of those kisses where I’m pressing against you as much as possible and my hands are in your hair and moving down your back, clutching to you in any way I can, kissing you as deeply as possible and thinking you’re mine, mine mine.
Me, to you. (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(Source: heartsworldsapart)

Posted 6 hours ago
  1. juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
  2. romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?
Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

egberts:

did anyone ever find out why daniel radcliffe was walking all those dogs

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

(Source: sburbs-givenaway)

Posted 8 hours ago

poetic:

I’m not asking for a lot in a relationship.  All I want is to kiss, cuddle, play videos games, and have hot sex.

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

neoputa:

Asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

thatsmoderatelyraven:

my goal is to watch so many more movies so i understand every reference ever

Posted 8 hours ago

dickw0lves:

creepitrevl:

communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

Rebloging twice because people should have to read this more than once

SOMEONE SAID IT